Wednesday, June 11, 2008

People slipping over is so funny

I've alwayz thought that it was weird that when people find things funny they make a noise out of their mouth. Why not out your ears, or noise or...........................!

I love laughing itz the best thing to do. If Igo a day without having a good laughing fit, I feel like crap and I'm like WOW thats weird.
Many things make me laugh.
BUT WATCHING PEOPLE SLIP OR TRIP OVER LEAVES MY IN HUSTEEERICS

I think one of the most funniest things i've ever seen was when I watched my Mum trip over. I laughed from the moment I watched her belly flop onto the ground until we got home, (which was about 15 minutes later.) People always say I'm mean for laughing at her, but I couldn't help myself. It's been over two years since this happened, and i'm still laughing while I right this. (I still dont feel mean!)
PICTURING MY MUM FALL FLATE ON HER FACE, CRACKZ ME UP!
SORRY MUM!

Last year my friend slipped over and hurt herself, she started crying while I stode their trying to contain my laughter. SORRY _ _ _ _ _!

Me and Courtney made Vinay slip over. That was funny!

In year 8 I tripped over three times in one day.
Firstly I vagly remember tripping outside my class. Then about an hour later I tripped in a pot hole, which made me land on my face. Then after school I was walking home from the bus stop and I skidded in some stones.
LMAO
Very Funny.......... I dont know why I'm righting this.

Last year my friend slipped in some sewage water at the beach.

My favourite Movie (Mozart and the whale)





Mozart and the whale is the most gorgeous movie ever.
It’s a story about to adults that suffer from
Asperger's Syndrome (a form of autism).
Donald runs a group for people with Autism, so that those that have worse off autism than he has can find the comfort they need. Isabelle has had the self help group recommended to her. She attends the meeting and be-friends Donald.

Most Autistic people have another sort of amazing talent, which average people can’t do.
Donald has an amazing ability with numbers, every moment of they day he is thinking up equations in his mined. Equations that people need to use a calculator to answer he can answer in seconds. He’ll turn anything in life into an equation.
Isabelle is creative. She can listen to music and write down the notes being played as the song player. At the same time as doing this she’ll have a paint brush in her other hand, and will be painted an amazing picture.

On Halloween they dress up as the things they truly are.
Donald dresses up as a Whale, because whales and he think “they are watching a parade but really they are the parade. “
Izzy dresses up as Mozart, because of her love for Mozart and her musical ability.
This is why the movie is called “Mozart and the Whale”

As there relationship grows they learn the ways each other are affected by their disorder.
Donald can’t handle change and he likes everything left where he left them. For example when Isabelle decided to clean his house, which at the time was filthy. She sorted out all his belongings and made his apartment look clean and tidy. Instead of the thankful reaction she expected of him, he was furious. Telling her “she’d stolen his life.”

Donald and Izzy fall in love, but there’s always something stopping their relationship to go further.
The movie shows the effects on people with Asperser’s Syndrome, and it really makes you realize that they shouldn’t be judged just because they are different. They are
amazing talented people, with just as much right to be in society as we are.

Donald is played by Josh Hartnett.
Izzy is played by
Radha Mitchell.

This movie is so SOOOOOO cute!!

MY LOVE FOR CHOCOLATE

Chocolate is so YUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm!!!

I'm a CHOCOHOLIC!
IT's so YUMMMMMMMMMM. The taste of delicous Chocolate on my taste buds is the best thing in the world. WHEN I WANT CHOOCOLATE I GOTTA HAVE IT!!! I'LL DO WHAT EVERS NEEDED TO GET IT!!!!!

I'm NOT THE SORT OF PERSON TO EAT A FEW PIECES THEN PUT IT AWAY. IF THEIRZ A WHOLE BLOCK OF IT I'LL EAT IT TILL THEREZ NONE LEFT!

Strangely enugh my fave types are "dairy milk" and "alonde"
oh and "black forest" is also ggggoooooooooooooooooood!!!
I GUESS THE FACT THE MY DADZ SWISS EXPLAINZ ALOT!

MY LOVE FOR MUSIC

I cant go a more than a few hours without listening to music. I know I dont play an instrument or do music at school, but that doesn't mean I dont love music as much as those that do. When I was year seven I wanted to play the drums (I ended up playing the saxophone, I had a stupid teacher so I gave up on that.) Then in year eight I wanted to play to guitar, (I ended up playing the flute, that was gae.) YeAh I dont know how that worked.?!?!?!?!

But anyway I cant explain my love for music.
Itz confussing. Well not really.
My favourite style of music is Rock but I also like hiphop. But not as much as Rock but I still LOVE hiphop.

I listen to heaps of types of Rock. You could find me listening to Jimi Hendrix or Audioslave, then five minutes later I'll be listening to the GooGoo dolls (which are three totally differnt styles of Rock.)

I started loving 70's Rock this time last year. It was when my sister THRASHHHHHHHHH her 70's Rock CD. I LoVe Jimi Hendrix. (fave Jimi Hendrix songz are "Vodo Child" and "All along the Watchtower"
I GOT A JIMI HENDRIX T- SHIRT! ITZ SOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!

As I said I also love Hiphop/ rap. But it's a certian type of Hiphop/ rap, I honestly cant explain what I like and dont like about hiphop. All I know is I Hate HARDCORE GANGSTA.
Sorry to all those that do, but honestly it's soooooo uncreative, and their not that talented.
There's a spesific sound I like when listening to Hiphop/ rap. It has to have a really cool and crazy rythm or beat (what ever you call it). I CANT EXPLAIN IT AND ANNOYS ME SO MUCH!
I LOVE LUPE FIASCO and KANYE WEST and loads more.

Music gives me this weird thrill
I'M CRRAAAaAAAZzZzZAaaAAYy!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

WHANGAPARAOA COLLEGE IN THE FUTURE

Random story I wrote for a school assesment. I dont like my work, I find it super hard to write SHORT stories. I'm also not very creative so this is the best the same out of my brain. It's not that I dont have good ideas in my head or an Imagination, but I just cant get it down on paper. ARGH IT's SOoOoOo anOYiNg!!!!!!!!

WHANGAPARAOA COLLEGE IN THE FUTURE

Liam awoke to the repetition of one distinct word, “Mayday, Mayday, I repeat Mayday!”
“What’s happening!” he yelled as he lurched forward in his seat.
The plane jolted backwards and forwards, over and over. The lights around him flickered on and off as the people around him screamed in terror. Suddenly the plane became smooth, but now instead of gliding through the air it was falling. Down, Down, Faster, Faster. Suddenly the plane halted to a stop. The only movement made was its slow swaying, the tail slowly tipped forward then the nose. The only noise made inside the plane was a small child whimpering with fear, everyone else to afraid to speak.
The trees below suddenly gave into the weight of the plane. The loud cracks of the trees echoed through the bushes. Each branch snapping one after the other. Again Romeo found himself falling through the air.

Liam later awoke to find himself lying under a big old tree. For a moment he lay dazed and confused. Looking around he saw a crowd of people. From the corner of his eye he saw a small child crouching over a young woman. She had blood and cuts all over her face. At the sight of this he remember exactly what had happened. It all came flashing back to him, the plane, the trees and the feeling of falling through the air.

As he rose he turned to find rows and rows of houses. For a slight second he thought they were saved. However as he took a closer look he discovered he was wrong. Very Wrong, for everything around him gave him an uncanny feeling. The hundred of houses around him were all identical. All in a weird design from back in the 2010’s. They all had huge chunks of plaster breaking away from their walls and slimy green mould oozing down their sides. The gardens were shabby and over grown. Liam could just make out what used to be a garden gnome sitting at the edge of a grubby garden path. It had black gunk dripping down its sides and had grass growing out of its sides.

A sick feeling grew inside of him. Would they ever be saved? Did anyone know this abandoned town existed? There must be a way out! Someone will find us! Liam convinced himself as he walked back to beach in fear of his future.

Though it had been many years since the plane crash, Liam still remembered the abandoned town. He had a vivid image of the filth the houses were surrounded in. He remembered not seeing any signs of life, the only evidence of there ever being existence were the housing. He couldn’t understand why know body knew what had happened to these people. Where are they now? Are they living normal lives like us? What had happened to make every flee?

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Sickle Cell Anemia

Sickle Cell anmenia is a disease that is past down from parents that both have abnormal genes. Sickle Cell anmenia occurs when red blood cells form an abnormal form of hemoglobin, (a hemoglobin is a protien found in red blood cell that help move oxygen throughout the body.) The abnormal hemoglobin tend to clumb together which makes the red blood cells sticky, stiff and more fragile. Once this happens the red blood cells turn into a more lumpy shape, normal red blood cells are dougnut shaped which helps them move more smoothly throughout the body. Since the red blood cell has turned into a lumpy form it finds it hard to make its way through our ateries. This clogs your vessels and deprive your organs of the oxygen it needs to keep healthy.
Healthy red blood cells normally lasts around four months, But with the diasease Sickle Cell anmenia, your red blood cells only normally live up to 20 days, which causes anmenia. Anmenia is what happens when our amount of red blood cells fall below normal. When this happens you tend to get tired and weak easily.

This Disease would affect a person very much, they would not only fell weak and tired all the time, but they would also get sick easier and catch infections and disease in their organs because so their lack of getting the oxygen delivered to them.

Antigone (greek play) (did it for Drama)

Summary- Antigone is going the law of the king Creon. She will bury her brother polynecies. But Creon will not allow it. When he finds out she has buried Polynecies he sentences her and her sister Ismene to death. Creon soon becomes sorry for his choice and goes to release Antigone and Ismene but it is too late. Antigone Hung herself, and Creon’s son Haimon and Antigones fiancĂ©e is so heart broken that he also kills himself. So after the Queen kills herself for the loose of her son. King Creon realizes that he has been a foolish king.

Who wrote “Antigone”?
SOPHOCLES…
Sophocles was born in 496bc. He became one of the greatest Play writers in the “goldenage.”
He studied all arts and by the age of 16 he was known for his beauty and grace, he was chose to be lead singer in a choir for the victory of Salamis.
Sophocles wrote more than 120 plays and won 18 1st place prizes for them.
Sophocles was also an accomplish actor and performed in many of his plays.
For many years Sophocles served as an ordained priest in the service of two local heroes--Alcon and Asclepius, the god of medicine.

What did Antigone do? Do I agree with what she did? Antigone went against the laws of Creon. I agree with what she did but because she stood up for the rights of those in her family. Buy burying her brother she allowed polynecies to have the funeral that she deserved.

Stand up for what you believe, even if you stand alone- This quote relates to Antigone because Antigone was the only person that was standing up for what she believed in. No one else wanted to stand up for Antigone’s brother’s rights.

Sentry-
I found Sentry interesting because he seemed to be determined to get Antigone arrested. He was always saying things like “arrest her judge her!”

Chorus-
The Chorus talked to the audience and said what was happening or what was going to happen. They talked in unison and used hand movements. They were a group of people. There was also the lead Chorus character and he would talk by himself to other characters.

RECIPE FOR "COOKIES AND CREAM ICE CREAM"

I made this Ice Cream once. It was yum but I think you shouldn't add so much condensed milk. It doesn't taste like bought Ice Cream.
Ingredients
600ml cream
395g Condensed milk
1 tsp vanilla essence
150g chocolate cookies, crumbled (I USE OREOS)
Method
Beat cream, condensed milk and vanilla essence till thick and creamy.
Fold in cookies. Next pour into pan or bowl till solid.

Friday, June 6, 2008

APPlE SLICE

This Slice is suitable to serve as a warm dessert if wished. It’s delicious served with whipped cream.

INGREDIENTS
125g very soft butter
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla essence
1 ¼ cups flour
1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
2 to 3 apples.

TOPPING

¼ cup brown sugar
Teaspoon of ground cinnamon

Place butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla essence, milk, flour and baking powder in a mixing bowl. Beat on a low speed to combine. Increase speed to a medium and beat for 3 minutes. Pour into a greased 20X30cm tray. Cut apples in slices and remove cores, each apple should make at least20 slices. Press into mixture in tray. Sprinkle with topping and bake at 180 degrees Celsius for up to 25 to 30 minutes or until cake is springing back when lightly touched. Cool in tray then cut into slices.

YUM!

COACH CARTER!

Ken Carter is a Basket Ball couch and has been asked to coach Richmond high. A High school in the inner City of California, in which he attended as a teenager. Richmond is full of students which are most likely to not graduate high school. The team won four games and lost 22 games the year before, so Coach Carter is there to change that. The members of his team are unreliable, disrespectful (to themselves and other), they never attend classes and they have low grades. So Coach Carter sets strict rules for his rebellious team. They must maintain a 2.3 grade point average, they must attend classes and sit in the front row, and they must wear jackets and ties on game days.

After hard training Richmond wins all games they have so far played but Coach Carter is soon to realize that their grades aren’t up to standard and many of them are skipping class. So he locks the gym so the team can spend their time studying and catching up in class. But the public do not agree with Coach Carter’s actions. After many meetings a vote is made by the school board to end the lock out.
But the players point out that even though the gym is opened they can’t force them to play.

When the team all reaches their 2.5 grade point average they start playing ball again. They attend the Basket Ball Championships against St Francis. Though it is a tight score sadly they lose the game. But they know that they have won. They had a Coach that Saved their lives. Realizing that Their “deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, their deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.”

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

!@!@!@! VICTORIA BECKHAM aka POSH SPICE !@!@!@!


Victoria Beckham first became famous in the 90’s. she joined a British Pop group called “The Spice girls” with Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton, Melanie Brown and Melanie Chisholm.Victoria was nick named Posh as a mockery from a British tabloid. The Spice girls released four albums called Wannabe, Spice, Spiceworld and Forever. These for ablums were great hits.

Victoria Beckham is of course is married to “David Beckham.” They were dubbed the name "
Posh and Becks" by the media, and were later married at Luttrellstown Castle, Ireland on 4 July 1999. They, until recently have lived in the UK with their three sons Brooklyn Joseph Beckham (born 4 March 1999 in London), Romeo James Beckham (born 1 September 2002 in London), and Cruz David Beckham (born 20 February 2005 in Madrid, Spain). Elton John and David Furnish are Brooklyn and Romeo’s Godparents.

The Beckhams moved to LA to increase Victoria’s career. David joined the LA GALAXY.

People think Victoria Beckham is a stupid, miserable, stuck up, cow.
But I think she’s funny!

Watch “Victoria Beckham coming to America” (on YOUTUBE)
It’s HilaAaAaAaaaaaaarious!!! She makes this pie to take to a tea party.
Watching her cook it is so FUNNY, cause she has never baked before. Then no one eats it.

belts


A belt is a strip of thick material originally used to hold pants up around the hips. They were originally leather, but over the years have been made in numerous materials. Belts have pieces of metal at each end which is called a buckle. The buckle joins the belts at its ends.
Though belts are still used in many cases to hold up pants, they where them in a different way has come in and out and in of fashion. This is for Fashion. Belts are now in some cases worn around the waist. These normally are elastic at the back and leather or any other suitable material at the front. Belts like this normally have large buckles.




Monday, June 2, 2008

RELIEVER? RELEIVER? RELEVER?

As I approach maths I remember something that will make or kill the rest of my day. A Releiver! Releivers can be either good or bad, they are so unpredicatable. Will it be angus, happy, annoying, fun, or boring. Today though as I apporach my class I knew straight away what type of teacher she'd be. It's one of those releivers that let you walk all over them. It's as though they have a sign on their forehead that says "RESPECT IS NOT OKAY, DISRESPECT IS!" I dont understand these Releivers. If you cant control us dont teach! If our other teachers can control us you should be able too too.

As I walk into the class a stubby middle aged woman stode at the front of the class room with a stressed look on her face. I couldn't help but feel pitty for the lady. This was going to be a tough hour. From the corner of my eye I could see one of my friend grabbing a straw as he chewed a small piece of paper. I couldn't watch. I could predict exactly what was about to happen. He placed the plastic straw onto his lips and blew. Out shot a wet soggy piece of paper. It seemed to go in slow motion, flying accross the room. As this was happening the Releiver turned around at the perfect time. The soggy piece of paper landed right between her eyes.

!!!!NOT FINISHED!!!!